THE HYPERBOLIC REVIEW


an inference test with late night ice cream
Qwyen Le
i stare at my ready to melt and die
beloved ice cream dessert
last time i checked
i didn’t know you were telling me
that this was your last time
[ friend A is supposedly moving
away from town. desolate person
B hopes they’ll be 25 miles away ]
we’re there at the ice cream parlor
and the sunset fades away
i wonder if everything recently become a
quiet little lie you were telling me and
yourself that everything will be
fine and forever
[ H0: μ = 25
Ha: μ > 25 where μ is the
true mean amount of miles
friend A will be located
α = 0.05 ]
i always get one strawberry scoop
and one matcha scoop
as pink and green go nicely
while you’re a rocky road type of
rebel since day one
[ one sample t-test for μ
Random: one individual thought will
not determine the value of another
10%: not necessary when 107 feelings
are infinitely cluttered
Normal/Large counts: data shows no
strong skewness or outliers ]
i pretend that i enjoy the scent
of nostalgia wrapping my eyes
each time i blink and live
but you’ll never know how much
you really meant to me
you take your last bite of the cone
but i’m not even finished
[ t-test gives x̄ = 150, sx = 9.6
t = (50-25) / (9.6/sqrt 107) = 26.938
df = 107-1 =106
p ≈ 0 ]
you laugh it off and say that
nothing will ever come between us
your soft smile against the faint
stars where all my wishes are
i wait for you to leave even though
i have better things to do
a cloud of doubt settles
[ since p ≈ 0 < α = 0.05,
we reject H0. there is convincing
evidence that friend A will move more
than 25 miles away from town ]
sickness gnaws at me even
though you text me with all these hopes
of meeting again
i know what happens when you’re the
one to leave if i calculated
and based on that experiment
years ago
Qwyen (pronounced “quinn”) is a junior in high school. She hopes to pursue computer science and statistics in the future. Besides escaping the world with writing, she loves listening to music, doomscrolling, and using Notion.