THE HYPERBOLIC REVIEW


Bad Writing
Meghan Malachi
In Complex Analysis, the tall, Danish professor
scribbles conformal maps in blue and punctured
planes in black. His cursive letters blur together
in a strange, mathematical bruise. He paces
in between jokes about Jacobian derivatives,
reminds us that in this world, the opposite of
constancy is infinity is infinity minus one.
What he leaves on the board is a collage
of the day’s lesson, new skin overlaying
dead cells. The next class tries to decipher his
artifacts. When they can’t, they marvel
at what must be genius.
In Real Analysis, the sly, Romanian
professor starts off strong, labels his graphs,
numbers his steps. He feels shy, foolish even
when he’s become too thorough, too clear.
Soon enough, he’s running: refuses to prove
a damn thing, only says Who stops me?
when traveling from conjecture to function.
At once, the simple line is no longer
simple and no longer a line—but a scaffold
for perfectly suited buildings,
and it is our duty to rupture them.
Most days, he arrives to class
empty handed, leaves the board untouched,
abandons us to chase his wisdom with our own pens
and paper. We marvel, think: This is what genius must be.
In Abstract Algebra, the steady, taut professor
transcribes notes from paper to board
in careful, block letters, coyly slanted.
She scripts the narrative days prior to class
and never lets us threaten it. Tells us
Stop writing—just listen. She reminds us that
these numbers, these numbers we’ve grown to
love are only symbols and the symbols are empty
so the algebraist must assume nothing.
In the hallways, classmates whisper
she’s always so prepared
because she’s German. They make bets
on her recitation skills. I attend her class regularly.
She’d sooner us think she is a bad poet
than let us believe that mathematics
makes for
bad poetry.
Meghan Malachi is a poet and writer from The Bronx, New York. She is an associate editor at RHINO and the Co-Creative Director of Indigo Sessions. She is the first-place winner of the Spoon River Poetry Review 2022 Editor's Prize Contest and runner-up of the 2024 Princemere Poetry Prize. Her poetry collection, No Lace Fronts in Iowa City, was selected by Allison Joseph as runner-up of Madville Publishing’s 2024 Arthur Smith Poetry Prize. Her chapbook, The Autodidact, was published by Ethel Zine & Micro Press. She lives in Chicago, Illinois.